100 words on Mr Tom Cruise

The actor who played Maverick is by far one of the smallest most arrogant actors I know. Although rather handsome when younger his looks and charm are withered and his height is decreasing by the year. He is known is be a firm follower of one of the most ridiculous religions on earth some may know it as Kabala I prefer to call it Crapalah. His wife Katie Holms is very attractive and seems rather grounded, the connection between the two seems rather questionable however has been going for 3-4 years. When Mr Cruise recently appeared on the Jonathan Ross show, he was asked the question when you fart in bed, do you fan the covers or lock it in, his response to this was “I don’t do things like that” I now believe Mr Cruise to not only be an arrogant short and bent nosed man but also a liar with an inability to fart!